Chrome in da Howse.

[Wolfpaw]

"Hi there! You've reached Chrome. I am unable to answer my freakin' phone now, but if you leave me your name, a random number, and a brief message, I'll get back to you as soon as possible."

-shoots answering machine-

Don't listen to that piece of crap, I swear it's broken. . . Well, if it actually wasn't, it is now. >:A

But yes. A little about myself;

My full name is Jasmine Nunyabuzznuz. I am currently 16, turning 17 on the 24th of August -- PERIDOT, BABY.

By the way. . . WHO IN STARCLAN GIVES THEIR SSN TO ANYONE?! Dude, I don't even know my own SSN. That's freakin' sad. xD

I am immature. I wear freak with pride. :D

But no, my real name is Jasmine, and I am FEMALE. FEMALLEEEEEEEE. -splode-

. . . Yeah, so call me whatever. Jazzy, Jazz, Jasmine, Taipan, Chrome, Chromey, Falleh, Fallen, Fall-lay. . . I honestly don't care. COME UP WITH SOMETHING CREATIVE/RANDOM.

^^

-Cough- But yeah, I'm the original founder of LoT, the site this site was branched from. TIME FOR SOME FUN FACTS.

[ most of these will be copy + pasted from my FB and everywhere else, because I am a procrastinator and I don't feel like typing today. xD ]

• I am known as Fallenstar/Fallen or Falleh, the main admin and the original founder of original LoT. Ah, how we've all grown. [:
  
  
• Red is the bomb diggity.
  
  
• My Astrological Sign is Virgo.
  
  
• My birthstone is a Peridot. Don't know what that is? Ask me about it, and I'll show you the ring I got from a picture I took randomly one day. WHICH REMINDS ME . . .
  
  
• I know it doesn't seem like it, but I LOVE rings and necklaces. Chokers especially are my favorites.
  
  
• I should've had a V8. . .
  
  
• But they're gross, so I settled for Pepsi. ^^
  
  
• McDonald's is overrated. Burger King is a wannabe McDonald's. KFC is great, and I know Arby's is "Good Mood Food," but in all fairness, Long John Silver's pwns everyone. Hands down, no arguing. Period. ♥
  
  
• I like to help people out.
  
  
• Red is the bomb diggity.
  
  
• I don't tolerate gossip. If anyone is dumb enough to talk smack about someone behind their back, it is even dumber to talk like that in front of me. I don't care if I don't like the person; I'll still try to be understanding.
  
  
• Taking sides is downright childish. Sorry.
  
  
• I like RPing on ProBoards Forums. They're the bomb like tick tick. :]
  
  
• I love to write.
  
  
• Singing is my very being. Without my voice, I would die or something.
  
  
• I lost track of my FB likes. I just lost track.
  
  
• Family Guy is LITERALLY the only thing I watch. It's sad, but it keeps me amused. Peter Griffin, man. . . Something is severely wrong with him.
  
  
• Red is the bomb diggity.
  
  
• Red is the bomb diggity.
  
  
• I no longer look forward to Fridays. Why? Because every time I wake up on a Friday, that freakin' song pops into my head and NEVER GOES AWAY.
  
  
• Speaking of the wonderful tween sensation that is Rebecca Black, I came across someone who may very well be a bigger threat to the musical society; click HERE to make your ears bleed. ^^
  
  
• I have never felt like P.Diddy, a plastic bag, or a G6. It confuses me why I'm the only one that hasn't.
  
  
• For all you guys who like South Park, please explain to me why. I've always thought of that show as a bunch of paper dolls and crap-ish animation with some form of Tourettes. It's kinda disturbing to me that grown men watch a show involving paper dolls, no matter how funny they are.
  
  
• I can't stand the thought of smelling bad. I wear perfume. My current favorite is Beyoncé Heat. Love it. Oh, and Love Rocks by Victoria Secrets.
  
  
• I have an unusually high tolerance/patience level.
  
  
• I will kill for my friends. Even if you mess with someone who I just like but don't really know, take cover and pray to God I won't find you.
  
  
• I am a Christian Baptist. Believe what I say, or I will hurt you.
  
  
• ^ That was a Family Guy reference, I'm JUST kidding about the last part. But I am a Christian Baptist.
  
  
• I don't believe in forcing my beliefs on anyone.
  
  
• My God does NOT "hate fags." My God loves everyone. No matter what.
  
  
• The Westboro Baptist Church located in Topeka, Kansas makes me embarrassed to be a Christian Baptist.
  
  
• We all have rights, and should be treated as such.
  
  
• Animals are awesome. We need to learn something from them; animals don't care if you're black or white, Latino or Asian, gay/lesbian, straight or bisexual. They don't show discrimination. Either they love all humans or they're scared of all of us -- either way, they treat us as a whole.
  
  
• My favorite land mammal is any kind of wolf.
  
  
• My favorite land reptile is the Inland Taipan.
  
  
• My favorite aquatic animal is definitely a Tiger Shark. Look at THIS picture and tell me that's not totally freakin' beast.
  
  
• I absolutely HATE it when people:
  • Capitalize Every Word In Each And Every Sentence No Matter What
    
  • tlk r us txt tlk n dere rp appz/psts
    
  • Substitute every "g" for a "q." For example; I quess I can qet a qood qrade on my Enqlish assiqnment.
    
  • don't capitalize any words no matter what. yes, this means the beginning of sentences as well as names like jasmine, kathrine, fred, etc.
    
  • A"bus:e..,?! Pun.ctu;!atio?,.n
    
  • ABUSE CAPS LIKE THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO COMMON SENSE WHATSOEVER. HOWEVER, I LOVE SOME PEOPLE ENOUGH SO THEY MAY ABUSE CAPS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. xD JUST ASK ME, AND I MIGHT BE COOL WITH IT.
    
  • Are rude/disrespectful
    
  • Are racist/prejudice in any way
    
  • Decide to ask me if I'm a Mexican. So, whenever I get that question, I always respond with, "Yes. I'm a MexiCAN WHOOP YO' -bleep-, 'YOTCH! D:<"
    
  
  
• Did I mention red is the bomb diggity?
  

That might be it. Maybe.

If you are still reading this. . . Wow. You get a cookie. No one really reads most of my rants. ^^

If you have any questions at all, please post them below so I may answer. :D

Or, if you just want to bask in the light of my awesomeness, post below so I may allow you to do so. xD

Cʜʀᴏᴍᴇ

[Galestar]

Oh, Jazzy. I love you with all of my heart. Did you know that? It's so true, it is so so true. I want you hold you, but first I'm going to M.@ke u mad lyk ! dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$*^&^&#^&#^'

I'm kidding. I love you. <3

[Ivyscar]

HEY. GUESS WHO LOVES YOU TOO?

ME.

YEAH. HI. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

[Red]

HEY FALLEH GUESS WHOSE TYPING SKILLS BECAME MORE ATROCIOUS

ahahahahaha i've been reading homestuck, yo. i know all the typing quirks. AND I WILL BRANDISH THEM LIKE A FLAMING WEAPON OF DEATH. i even use run on sentences or maybe even sentences that should be separate i mean look at this man i'm goin' on a RUN or maybe even a SPRINT you'll hate my lack of syntax when i'm through with you, nenehgkdhgkfgd

so.

how do you feel about L33T SP34K....? Because I Already Know How Much You Detest This Particular Personal Quirk When It Comes To Typing. or alternating caps and lowercase??? typos that i won't bother to correct?? Beginning a sentence with a proper capitalization but refusing to use apostrophes like its my job and not even capitalizing when i use sorreh or ivys name??

ohhhh you'll be sick of my typing, i guarantee it. >:]

also what are your guys' opinions about... ahem, discrimination against transgenders??

[Wolfpaw]

Good God. I'm in Hell, aren't I? Dx

Ivy, Sorreh, will you please be me wifeyz? Murry me. xD This how much I luv yew. [ Haha, I'm contradicting my own pet peeves. xD ]

Red -- To answer your question, Red, as I said before, I'm a Christian. My God doesn't "hate fags." Homosexuality/Bisexuality/Transexuals/Transgenders may be labeled under "super-sinners" to some "Christians," but if they think they're any better, they're so full of crap that they're able to fertilize football fields. You can't even look at someone and think, "mmmm. . . That's a seksie mutha trukka rite thur" because it's a sin. We can't escape it, at least, I believe. If they say "fags burn in hell," they're giving God a bad name. Honestly? To God, a white lie is in the same sin-rank as murder or robbery.

Contrary to popular belief, God doesn't like sending people to Hell. We chose our fate, so I believe. That's why you just have to repent and ask Him to save you. It's a blank check, really. Even if He weren't real, I don't see why anyone wouldn't repent just in case he were. Think about it. I would prefer believing in God, then finding out when I die that nothing in the Bible was real than to live as a non-believer, then die and find out I couldn't have been more wrong. Jus' saying. He doesn't care when you come to Him, He just cares if you do.

Sorry for ranting -- I got carried away. Think of that as the long answer.

The short answer is:

Discrimination against transgenders/any of the like just makes unnecessary tension between all of us. Those who do the discriminating hope to push those people toward God with their words, but I look at them and think, "Dude. You're not helping, just scaring them further away."

Does that answer your question? ^^;

[Galestar]

Ivy and I can be sister wives! Yayyyy! <333333 C: This is the coolest thing since Silv. It's cooler than Silv. Wayyy cooler.

[Red]

hell for the grammatically correct and those who care about proper syntax, typing skills, and maybe a distinct lack of popular faces. oh, and those who hate gifs. heheheheh.

WHAT. whatever, i have my husband. >:c MY CANARY IS COOLER THAN THOU, shhhhhh.

oh man, i could go into a whole philosophical chat with you about religion and the likes, but for the sake of not making anyone uncomfortable, i'll keep it short. just know that i'll always have a "natural" or "learned" distaste for most religions outside my small one, any branch of catholicism (sorry if i'm getting my names wrong, i'm not taught in these departments, ahhh) in particular because -- well intended or not toward cultures -- it has led to the destruction of my people and a decline in traditional ways. i'm out of the phase of constantly hating on it and i'm welcome to hear anything about other religions, maybe to take aspects from it and apply to my own personal beliefs and all that jazz, but idk.

there's a reason why i asked it, but only gale's gonna really know. unless i've mentioned my canary to others before..... and i've forgotten....... welp.

also call me slick. :V red's gonna be dead within a month anyway, LOL. no use calling me by a character destined for death row. also bc it's my name in the cbox whenever you do get to chatting in it and when i'm not being perpetually lethargic and lazy, orz.

good to have you on board, falleh!

[Wolfpaw]

@slick -- "destruction of your people"? Lemme guess-- you're Native American?

@sorreh -- Pfft, Silv's so cool that she's UNcool. :'D

[Keledum]

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